Sunday, January 30, 2011

His Ex; Her Size

On his weekly schedule,
for saturdays' & wednesdays' aerobic exercise,
he has written his new GF's name.

طرف تو برنامه هفتگیش،
جلوی ورزش هوازی شنبه ها و چهارشنبه هاش،
اسم دوست دختر جدیدش رو نوشته.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Press any key to escape

The path to escaping any awkward situation passes through
pretending to be busy with your cell phone.

مسیر اصلی "خود به کوچه علی چپ زنی"
از فشار دادن الکی دکمه های موبایل میگذره.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

and the guy with the smoking gun laughed

After the election, all are evaluated according to the "New System" perhaps.
Those who failed the Vision test were the "Old System" guys, it seems.

بعد انتخابات خرداد امتحانا احتمالاً بر مبنای "نظام جدید" داره برگزار میشه
که همه اونایی که تو امتحان بصیرت رفوزه و اخراج شدن تو "نظام، قدیمـ" ـی ان.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Friends that were not so Well


یه روز دوستای امام زمان خودشون رو میندازن تو چاه،
امام زمان هم خودش رو میندازه تو چاه.

Saturday, January 08, 2011

n' God spoke in Arabic

Nowadays, its IELTS & TOEFL people grasp for safety.

فعلاً که IELTS و TOEFL شدن ریسمان نجات مردم.

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

When Geek met Dick

The first porno people watch makes them understand,
the extent of which they need to study in their lives.

اولین فیلم پورنویی که آدم میبینه بهش میفهمونه
که تا چه مقطعی لازمه تو زندگیش درس بخونه.

Sunday, January 02, 2011

A Dry Spell afterall is a dry spell

With this lack of rain these days,
we won't even be able to lie to our future children that,
yeah, your mom and I fell in love under the falling rain.

با این وضع نبود بارندگی،
نمیتونیم بعداً به بچه هامون الکی هم شده بگیم
آره، من و مامانتون زیر بارون عاشق شدیم.