Saturday, November 24, 2012

Creativity is not God's strength

Well, maybe they could have just explained heaven as;
People are always in the same relaxing state of the last dribbling drops of urine,
from a run-to-the-loo-with-shoes-still-on from an about-to-explode bladder. 

مثلاً میتونستن در وصف بهشت بگن؛ 
انسان همیشه حس آرامش قطره های آخر ادرار 
از مثانه در حال انفجار از-دم-در-تا-توالت-با-کفش-بدو رو داره.   

Monday, November 19, 2012

Bigger Bang Theory

... and the kid shouted; but the king has NO clothes on!

... پسرک فریاد زد؛ ولی پادشاه که لخته!