Sunday, August 28, 2011

Left Your Lip Hair at Home Kid?

When you see these underage armed Basij thugs
one way or another, "Child Abuse" comes to mind.

آدم این جوجه بسیجیای مسلح رو که میبینه
به هر حال یاد Child Abuse میفته.


Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Squeeze a "MAYBE" in your lives

He says " We were much naughtier than you guys when we were young!"
His head goes west-east east-west,
My dad's, north-south south-north,
my eyes, northeast,
his daughter's, southwest.

میگه " ما که جوون بودیم از شما خیلی شیطونتر بودیم".
سرش میره غرب-شرق شرق-غرب،
سر بابام شمال-جنوب جنوب-شمال،
من چشام شمال شرقی.
دخترش چشاش جنوب غربی.


Saturday, August 20, 2011

Work your bed, walk your dog & smoke weed

Our beds are more muscular than we are.

تختهامون از خودمون عضلانی ترن.