Thursday, October 29, 2009

Green Day

"Wake me up when Khordad ends",
a song I crave for these days.
*Khordad: Iranian month. Here refering to the rigged June elections.

"Wake me up when Khordad ends"
.آهنگ مورد نیاز این روزهای من

Monday, October 26, 2009

Dumb-estic News

We start the domestic news with a report from Palestine...
...اخبار داخلی را با خبری از فلسطین آغاز میکنیم

Friday, October 23, 2009

Women

+ My son totally resembles me, even his weeny!

!قربون پسرم برم که حتی دودولش هم به خودم رفته +

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

What Goes Around Comes Back Around

People have invented explosive curses in their basements.

.مردم تو زیرزمین خونه هاشون نفرین انفجاری اختراع کردن

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Potential

Miss, you totally look like my next future ex-wife.

.خانوم شما خیلی شبیه زن سابق آینده بعدیم هستین که

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Follow the President

I swear on Mahmoud's head, your honor!
I did consult ALL the kindergarten kids
before performing the surgery on the deceased patient.


!به جان محمود آقای قاضی
من قبل ار این که مرحوم بیمار رو عمل کنم
.از همه بچه های مهدکودک بغل بیمارستان مشاوره گرفته بودم

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Reputation

+ & what's your son's occupation?
- He is a Tehran prison interrogator.
+ hmmm... is he here for our daughter or our son again?

خوب شغل آقازاده چی هست حالا؟ +
.تو تهران بازجوی زندانه -
ایشون بعد اومدن خواستگاری دخترمون یا پسرمون؟ +

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Blond

+ A Mercedes CLK has asked my hand in marriage.


.اِ اومده خواستگاریمCLK یه +

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Hell's Sister

Lack of Copyright rule perhaps has been behind the fact
that God has failed to shut down the prison's section 12?
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We got so good at cloning,
we cloned hell on earth.

نداشتن قانون کپی رایت بوده لابد
که خدا تا حالا نتونسته در بند 12 رو تخته کنه؟
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آخرین دست آورد موسسه رویان؛
.شبیه سازیه جهنم در زمین