Thursday, February 06, 2014

Boobs; Saving Money Since Puberty!

Cellphones are not designed for men.
Men don't have airbags.    

موبایلها برای مردها طراحی نشده اند. 
مردها Airbag ندارند. 

Saturday, February 01, 2014

(In)Three Course Meal: Eat D!ck, Pussy n' Sh!t

They swear at "Come Dine with me" contestants after each episode that,
Nowadays, when at ceremonies you hear "Let's Dine",
Swearing is the only thing that comes to mind...  

انقدر زیر برنامه "بفرمایید شام" فحش و بد بیراه میگن، 
تو مهمونیا تا میگن "بفرمایید شام"، 
آدم فقط یاد فحشای ناموسی میفته.