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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">The tea bag left when it was done. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">The cup was stained for life. </span></div>
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-71016522079062206332014-11-29T09:05:00.002+03:302014-12-05T03:48:35.847+03:30Vampires Stroll by Night <div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">You can wash your sins away,</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-size: small;">امان از این Hickieهای ضدآب. </span> </span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-82679093391019004762014-08-24T09:35:00.000+04:302014-08-24T09:36:34.338+04:30Claiming all Lost Victories (since 2009)<div style="text-align: left;">
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-size: small;">"آب رو بریزید اونجایی که میسوزه" گفت و </span></span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-20238269739833226332014-06-03T02:33:00.000+04:302014-06-03T02:33:21.141+04:30and oh, Men Do Die Younger...<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">Men don't die of old age. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">Men die of women's Progestrone. </span><span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-size: small;">کهولت سن مردها رو نمیکشه. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-size: small;">پروژسترون زنها مردها رو میکشه. </span> </span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-9910719052413476562014-02-06T06:35:00.000+03:302014-02-06T06:35:01.008+03:30Boobs; Saving Money Since Puberty!<div style="text-align: left;">
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">Cellphones are not designed for men. </span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-33607473195197436902014-02-01T03:42:00.000+03:302014-02-01T03:58:47.035+03:30(In)Three Course Meal: Eat D!ck, Pussy n' Sh!t<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">They swear at "Come Dine with me" contestants after each episode that,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">Nowadays, when at ceremonies you hear "Let's Dine",</span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-51161960720363528672014-01-27T10:16:00.000+03:302014-01-28T23:48:24.370+03:30Script for Heaven n' Earth<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">+ What is the key to your success? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">- Apple-polishing. </span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-59362020229046221082013-11-01T21:25:00.000+03:302013-11-01T21:30:59.399+03:30BOO! (|)X8-(<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">Dracula?! Vampires?? Zombies!!? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">Nah! There is no Halloween costume scarier, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">Than our very own "Ahmad Khatami" for sure. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">نه آقا! هیچ Costumeی برای هالووین، </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">از "احمد خاتمی" خوذمون ترسناکتر نیست که دیگه... </span></div>
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-23093879447145826032013-10-24T15:05:00.001+03:302013-11-04T03:54:35.578+03:30Another Red Dot on the Arm...<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">These days it's become more like; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">"I pick up the syringe </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">"سرنگ در دست میگیرم و </span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-86558549770203925532013-10-13T00:56:00.001+03:302013-10-13T00:56:31.464+03:30Move Your Scales <div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">"In the scale of 1 to Ahmadinejad, </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">Morpheus: "If you take the blue pill... if you take the red pill..."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">هر 100 دلار آمریکا 1.69 مرتضوی </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">هر سکه تمام بهار آزادی 5.70 مرتضوی </span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-89746360204972571532013-06-10T10:52:00.000+04:302013-06-10T11:05:33.104+04:30A One-Night-Stand with a 4-year "Next Morning"<div style="text-align: left;">
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">صبح فردای شب انتخابات تو ایران، </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">"اکثریت" مردم "Walk of Shame" رو تجربه میکنن. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">بعد میگن رواج فرهنگ غرب کار ماهواره و اینترنته<span style="font-size: xx-small;">. </span> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">یه روز رو به همه مردم، </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">یه روز دیگه رو به همه مردم، </span></div>
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-19186273364354469752013-05-19T03:05:00.002+04:302014-12-05T03:54:11.153+03:30101 Ways of Population Control<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">For population control, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">They use Condoms worldwide, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;">We use elections instead. </span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">برای کنترل جمعیت، </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">تو دنیا از کاندوم استفاده میشه، </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">تو ایران از انتخابات<span style="font-size: xx-small;">. </span> </span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-92221838010864448592013-05-11T07:00:00.000+04:302013-05-11T07:00:01.057+04:30Beep Sensitive Words I Never Said<div style="text-align: left;">
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">Life isn't but an Answering Machine. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">Full of silent messages after the Beeps. </span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">زندگی پیغام گیر تلفنی بیش نیست. </span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-60331201068511679902013-04-20T08:24:00.000+04:302013-04-20T08:36:44.529+04:30Sex-o-Love-ia<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">At about the equator of Porno & Hollywood Love Stories, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">there must be a place called Healthy Relationship</span>.<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">We ain't no Eskimos. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">در استوای فیلم های پورن و عاشقاته های هالیوودی </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">باید جایی باشد به نام رابطه سالم. </span> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma;">ما که اسکیمو نیستیم.</span> </span></div>
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-91377626927091106702013-02-26T08:30:00.000+03:302013-02-26T08:30:01.010+03:30Small Talk Vs. Atom Power<div style="text-align: left;">
Atomic bombs;<br />
A tiny shrapnel of our little daily gossips. </div>
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-31013274144649987602013-02-14T06:30:00.000+03:302013-02-14T06:30:05.730+03:30Warning: This species bites more than dogs!<div style="text-align: left;">
People are not flaccid male genitalia.<br />
No limited capacity to how much they can outgrow.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">آدمها آلت آویزون مردونه نیستن. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">جنبه و ظرفیت بزرگ شدنشون محدود نیست. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">دوزاری فردی افتاده است. </span><br />
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-84038251361685485082012-12-28T06:30:00.000+03:302012-12-28T21:53:01.050+03:30Wearing the Inside Out<div style="text-align: left;">
It's winter.<br />
Temperature 37 degree-er than ever. </div>
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-4070756490882691352012-12-24T00:08:00.000+03:302012-12-25T20:54:27.945+03:30and yeah, name ANYTHING in between...<div style="text-align: left;">
What-if-someone-sees-us-togethr-at-the-joint<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">,</span> Do-you-want-me-to-come-over individuals, <br />
have track-and-fieldly become the irrelevant single godmothers of all the increasing and decreasing social statistics. <br />
From the sheer hesitations on the "Yes, I do" to the I-must-have-got-it-from-the-dental-work-I-had. </div>
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">دو-میدانی-وار، شدن مادرخونده بی شوهر بی ربط همه آمارهای بالا و پایین اجتماعی. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">از برای-بار-سوم-میپرسم، تا حتماً-از-دندونپزشکی-گرفتم. </span></div>
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Bingalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01340701626970434024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22024458.post-42230166606456820972012-12-16T00:00:00.000+03:302012-12-16T00:00:01.288+03:30The Sad Cords of Words<div style="text-align: left;">
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<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">انقدر به جای مستقیم حرف زدن با خود دیوار، </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">هی به در میگن دیوار بشنوه، </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">که یهو سر درد دل با در باز میشه و ... </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Tahoma;">هر دیواری یه روزی دری بوده واسه خودش. </span></div>
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