His Ex; Her Size

On his weekly schedule,

for saturdays' & wednesdays' aerobic exercise,

he has written his new GF's name.

طرف تو برنامه هفتگیش،

جلوی ورزش هوازی شنبه ها و چهارشنبه هاش،

اسم دوست دختر جدیدش رو نوشته.

Press any key to escape

The path to escaping any awkward situation passes through

pretending to be busy with your cell phone.

مسیر اصلی "خود به کوچه علی چپ زنی"

از فشار دادن الکی دکمه های موبایل میگذره.

and the guy with the smoking gun laughed

After the election, all are evaluated according to the "New System" perhaps.

Those who failed the Vision test were the "Old System" guys, it seems.

بعد انتخابات خرداد امتحانا احتمالاً بر مبنای "نظام جدید" داره برگزار میشه

که همه اونایی که تو امتحان بصیرت رفوزه و اخراج شدن تو "نظام، قدیمـ" ـی ان.

Friends that were not so Well

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یه روز دوستای امام زمان خودشون رو میندازن تو چاه،

امام زمان هم خودش رو میندازه تو چاه.

n' God spoke in Arabic

Nowadays, its IELTS & TOEFL people grasp for safety.

فعلاً که IELTS و TOEFL شدن ریسمان نجات مردم.

When Geek met Dick

The first porno people watch makes them understand,

the extent of which they need to study in their lives.

اولین فیلم پورنویی که آدم میبینه بهش میفهمونه

که تا چه مقطعی لازمه تو زندگیش درس بخونه.

A Dry Spell afterall is a dry spell

With this lack of rain these days,

we won't even be able to lie to our future children that,

yeah, your mom and I fell in love under the falling rain.

با این وضع نبود بارندگی،

نمیتونیم بعداً به بچه هامون الکی هم شده بگیم

آره، من و مامانتون زیر بارون عاشق شدیم.